Not Me! Monday

Is it really Monday again?
Already?
Man, time flies.
What did you do this weekend?
I think I'd rather tell you...
what I didn't do.

This weekend, I did not decide,
on a beautiful, sunny Saturday,
to go on a bike ride with my hubby.
I did not get overconfident
and go on a lap around the block
on my own,
as hubby got ready to go.
I certainly did not huff and puff
my way through the short ride,
and even have to walk my bike
up a hill that I just knew would be
a piece of cake.
Nope, not me!

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Then, last night,
I was not super excited
to watch the Academy Awards.
The stars, the dresses, the speeches,
the glitz and glamor...
it does not all make my heart
go pitter-patter.
And of course,
I would never
fall asleep on hubby
before it was over,
and have to peel myself
off the couch
and go to bed without him.
Not me!
So what have YOU not been up to?
Head on over to MckMama's blog and share!